of nightlock & butterbeers


Potterhead, DoctorWho, Gleek, The Hunger Games [addict] ♥
Dramione && Klaine
WalnutDraconis162 - ShadowCloak111
19 on the 9th of November.


SLYTHERIN
{ wear }

THE DALTON ACADEMY WARBLERS
{ GLEEK OUT }



In which my dad reads The Hunger Games and unwittingly writes fanfics:
  • Dad: I'll probably finish it tomorrow
  • Me: God speed. It's all down hill from here.
  • Dad: It's no Supernatural but I'll try to contain myself.
  • Me: No Supernatural is ALWAYS downhill. At least their CGI is the same.
  • Dad: What would happen if we combined them?
  • Me: Oh god Dad no
  • Dad: The angel can be Peeta.
  • Me: Dad noooooo
  • Dad: But instead of bread he makes trench coats.
  • Me: Dad stop.
  • Dad: THE BOY ON FIRE AND THE BOY WITH A TRENCH COAT
  • Me: ....I like that you automaticly assume that Katniss is going to be a male.
  • Dad: ...I thought they didn't have girls on that show.
  • Me: They do but they tend to die. A lot.
  • Dad: Well then they can be the other tributes.
  • Me: Oh god.
  • Dad: The moose can be Prim.
  • Me: -cry laughing-
  • Dad: It will be like....Brokeback Supernatural Games.
  • Me: What?!
  • Dad: The cave scene. Brokeback Moutain. Get with it.
  • Me: Dad...Dad I think you're pairing two guys together in a show you've never seen, in the setting of a teen novel.
  • Dad: I seen clips. That angel is gay. Gay as the day is long.
  • Me: ....
  • Dad: I'm going to bed.
  • Me: ...
  • Dad: You're going to tell the internet aren't you?
  • Me: Yes. Yes I am.

klausexuals:

AU Meme: Katniss died in the games, and Gale reminiscences about her.

“The woods were ours. Our sanctuary, our savior, and our survival. Even though she is not here with me, her memory holds its ground, just as she held hers. The day she left for the games was the day I should’ve told her. But I had no doubt that she would win, until she released the arrow that triggered the explosion.”

posted 2 days ago via cloveofcato · originally klausexuals with 252 notes

slightly-ood:

reichenballs:

thejollynerd:

 #Mycroft what are you doing?! #How long has the british government had daleks?

since World War II
did you miss that episode?

^ THIS!

slightly-ood:

reichenballs:

thejollynerd:

 #Mycroft what are you doing?! #How long has the british government had daleks?

since World War II

did you miss that episode?

^ THIS!

posted 1 week ago via its-a-duckpond · originally darinakot with 6,289 notes

#I like to imagine that they stay up late and hang out in his office #have a few drinks #braid each other’s hair #talk about boys

posted 1 week ago via its-a-duckpond · originally mistermarvel with 35,920 notes

The Hogwarts’ Houses.

posted 1 week ago via dannyseguel · originally heyimmrslerman with 8,503 notes


keep-calm-and-kiss-a-phelps:

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends, 
Those cunning folks use any means, 
To achieve their ends.

posted 2 weeks ago via dannyseguel · originally imaslytherinbitch with 3,536 notes


hiddle-ston:

He shipped Thor and Jane so hard, you can just tell.

posted 2 weeks ago via its-a-duckpond · originally garysoldman with 9,174 notes

thefirsthorcrux:

House of: Cunningness, Determination and TraditionalismSlytherin corresponds roughly with the element of water. Possible Zodiac Sign/s: Scorpio (Sagittarius and Capricorn)

thefirsthorcrux:

House of: Cunningness, Determination and Traditionalism
Slytherin corresponds roughly with the element of water.

Possible Zodiac Sign/s: Scorpio (Sagittarius and Capricorn)

posted 2 weeks ago via dannyseguel · originally thefirsthorcrux with 10,815 notes

robinade:

Avengers Giveaway!

In honor of the ridiculous amount of followers I have, I will be giving away some Avengers-themed swag to one lucky winner!

SWAG:

  • You Were Made to Be Ruled moleskin notebook. It’s 3 1/2 inches by 5 1/2 inches, and ironically unlined. The front says “You Were Made To Be Ruled” and the back has a mini-Loki wielding a pencil staff.
  • Tony Stark sticker. It’s about 2 x 2 1/2 inches in size and water resistant.
  • Thor laminated keychain. It’s 3 1/2 x 2 1/2 inches in size, with the chain about 3 inches long.
  • Loki mini print. About 4 x 5 inches in size. Can be signed, if you want.
  • Loki pin-back button. 1 1/4 inch.
  • I Do What I Want, Thor! necklace. The resin pendant is 1 x 1 inch, with glitter and a two layer paper effect. The cord necklace is 23 inches long.

RULES:

  • You don’t have to be following me.
  • I will pay for shipping.
  • No more than one reblog per day!
  • Likes don’t count; it has to be a reblog.
  • At the end, I’ll count up the notes and use a random number generator to decide the winner.
  • The giveaway lasts until May 20th. I’ll announce the winner that evening (pacific standard time).

_____________________________________________

Good luck! :)

posted 2 weeks ago via its-a-duckpond · originally robinade with 12,783 notes

the-kid-got-swaqq:

shipmewithkorra:

askchieflinbeifong:

pink-elastic:

saintbennithy:

moriartyisqueen:

pottylurveslooney:

detectiveinspectornarwhal:

omnivorousstegosaurus:

spodiddly:

foreverdallying:

froggysan:

themanorofalyss:

hannahthefright:

nightmare-kisser:

relenita:

sherlock-and-his-coat:

marronwwio:













Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.

Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens <3

Because some hunters marry angels.

Because some Divas marry Squids.

Because some Kings marry Warlocks.

Because some aliens marry blue boxes.

Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.


Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.

Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels



Because some Doctors marry their Masters

Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.

Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.

Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.

Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.

Because some hunters marry their tricksters

Because some army doctors marry snipers

Because some meerkats marry hobbits.

Because some Captains marry their First Officers

So that’s a yes, then?

Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.

Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.

Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.

Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.

Because some acrobats marry princesses.

Because some Chiefs marry Avatars
Because some acrobats marry princesses and live happily ever after.

(via imgTumble)

the-kid-got-swaqq:

shipmewithkorra:

askchieflinbeifong:

pink-elastic:

saintbennithy:

moriartyisqueen:

pottylurveslooney:

detectiveinspectornarwhal:

omnivorousstegosaurus:

spodiddly:

foreverdallying:

froggysan:

themanorofalyss:

hannahthefright:

nightmare-kisser:

relenita:

sherlock-and-his-coat:

marronwwio:


Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.

Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens <3

Because some hunters marry angels.

Because some Divas marry Squids.

Because some Kings marry Warlocks.

Because some aliens marry blue boxes.

Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.

Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.

Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels

Because some Doctors marry their Masters

Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.

Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.

Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.

Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.

Because some hunters marry their tricksters

Because some army doctors marry snipers

Because some meerkats marry hobbits.

Because some Captains marry their First Officers

So that’s a yes, then?

Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.

Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.

Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.

Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.

Because some acrobats marry princesses.

Because some Chiefs marry Avatars

Because some acrobats marry princesses and live happily ever after.

(via imgTumble)
posted 2 weeks ago via radfrankster · originally avoir-peur with 200,862 notes

posted 2 weeks ago via diarycrux · originally nahnehnah with 206 notes

lupinatic:

here-is-the-place:

When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice, and general ignorance. These books taught us that it doesn’t matter how you were raised, but that you get to choose to be kind, loyal, brave, and true. They taught us to be strong under the pressures of this world and to hold fast to what we know to be right. These books taught me so much, they changed me as a person. So just because they’re set against a fantastical backdrop with young protagonists does not mean that their value is any less real.

This.

First book: Starts with the double murder of a pair of twenty-one year olds who were much missed and leaving their baby son a war orphan. A child growing up in abusive conditions that would give Cinderella the horrors. Dealing with peers and teachers who are bullies. The fickleness of fame (from the darling of Gryffindor to the outcast.) The idea that there are things worth fighting and dying for, spoken by the child protagonist. Three children promptly acting on that willingness to sacrifice their lives, and two of them getting injured doing so.

Second book: The equivalent of racism with the pro-pureblood attitude. Plot driven by an eleven year old girl being groomed and then used by a charming, handsome older male. The imbalance of power and resultant abuse inherent in slavery. Fraud perpetuated by stealing something very intimate.

Third book: The equivalent of ableism with a decent, kind and competant adult being considered less than human because he has an illness that adversely affects his behaviour at certain times. A justice system that is the opposite of just. Promises of removing an abused child from the abusive environment can’t always be kept. The innocent suffer while the guilty thrive.

Fouth book: More fickleness of fame. The privileged mistreating and undermining the underprivileged because they can. A master punishing a slave for his own misjudgment, and the slave blaming herself. A sports tournament which involves mortal risk being cheered by spectators. A wonderful young man being murdered simply because he was in the way. A young boy being tortured, humilated and nearly murdered.

Fifth book: PTSD in the teenage protagonist. Severe depression in the protagonist’s godfather, triggered by inherited mental health issues and being forced to stay in a house where abuse occured. A bigoted tyrant who lives to crush everyone under her heel, torturing a teenager for telling the truth in the name of the government (and trying to suck his soul out too). The discovery that your idols can have feet of clay after all. An effort to save the life of someone dear and precious actually costing that very same life. The loss of a father-figure and the resultant guilt.

Sixth book: The idea that a soul can be broken beyond repair. Drugs with the potential for date rape are shown as having achieved exactly that in at least one case, resulting in a pregnancy. Well-meaning chauvinism trying to control the love life of a young woman. Internalised prejuidce resulting in refusing the one you love, not out of lack of love but out of fear of tainting them. The mortality of those that seem powerful and larger than life.

Seventh book: Bad situations can get worse, to the point where even the privileged end up suffering and afraid. More internalised prejudice and fear hysterical terror of tainting those you love. Self-sacrifice and the loss of loved ones, EVERYWHERE. Those who are bitter are often so with a reason. The necessity of defeating your inner demons, even though it’s never as cool as it sounds. Don’t underestimate those that are enslaved. Other people’s culture isn’t always like your own. Things often come full circle (war ending with the death of a dearly-loved pair of new parents and their orphaned baby son living with his dead mother’s blood relative instead of his young godfather). Even if ‘all is well’ the world is still imperfect, because it’s full of us brilliant imperfect humans.

 
So… still think that Harry Potter is a kid’s series with no depth?

posted 2 weeks ago via diarycrux · originally fhloston-paradise with 52,811 notes

“I am prouder than I can say to be given the freedom of the City, which, on top of all the known benefits - and few people realise this - entitles me to a free pint in the Leaky Cauldron and a ten Galleon voucher to spend in Diagon Alley.” -J.K. Rowling